Saturday, June 10, 2017

Recommendation for Dr Kumar

Original post from GringoWorld:

Recommendation for Dr Kumar, homeopathic physician

My story is like that of so many other couples. We tried for so many years to have a child but it wouldn't happen. I had all the testing done and felt like I was getting older by the minute. One of our friends suggests finding a homeopathic physician could help us achieve our family planning plans. Word cannot express how thankful we are to Dr Kumar who is an Indian homeopathic physician in Cuenca. We have nothing but fabulous things to say about the treatment, care and moral support of this doctor. He honestly made one of the most stressful experiences of my life a lot easier to get through. After 1 year treatment, my wife became pregnant and now we are parents of a beautiful baby girl. Thank you so much for making our dreams comes true. I highly recommend Dr Kumar to those that need these treatments.

Address: Cuenca, Ecuador

Recommended by John.

So similar to what my Betty and I go through.

Dogs with long, floppy ears are frequently victims of ear infections. But Betty isn't the dog. What to do? And no ears on a parrot anyhow.

Time to see Dr. Lorraine Boogar, noted homeopathist and parrot whisperer. (True fact: parrots are yelling intolerant! Therefore the whispering! Makes sense, right?)

OK so Dr. Boogar figured out pretty quick a homeopathy treatment for Betty. Had to remove that bolus of car wax she ate last month. Without injury. Once again to free up her life force and relieve the constipation as well.

Treatment consists of Noted Vegetable Substances "tabacum" and "cocculus", plus two more secret remedies for good measure, and water. Lots water. Always the key, water.

According to Gold Prize Winners of Latest Homeopathic Olympics, "The more diluted the active ingredient, the greater the benefit. So, by definition such remedies are so diluted that the helpful ingredient is no longer detectable, even by aliens." (You know, in case of late night probing and stuff.)

Water is critical part. To treat consists of 0% active ingredients and approximately 59,256.35996*10234% pure tap water. Couldn't hurt then? Nope.

So Betty? She fine now. Eggs all over. Can't quit laying the eggs these days. Pooping like a trooper too. I feed eggs to cat (Marvin). Lucky us for Marvin to enjoy munching the parrot egg so we all OK now.


Wednesday, March 1, 2017

No, it's watermelons this time. For sure.


Surlandia's Best Gringo Forum, More Or Less.

Recent topics.

Subject: The new US $

Jim Wigglie (one of my favorites) has spoken of the dual currency coming up in the near future for the US.

The domestic version he calls the shises dollar. He says we'll get a 30% devaluation out of the gate, and more later. So. My question is, will we use that domestic $ or the international version here in Surlandia?

Also, what form will the international $ be? Gold backed? The petro $ is failing. That we know.

Jack / Tuesday, February 28, 2017

3 comments on GrumpyPost

Ken * 15 minutes ago

Jim Wigglie's sole goal in life is to scare you into buying physical gold and silver. Nothing more.

Dual Currency? Petro Dollar Falling? Shises Dollar? International Dollar? You got sucked in. How much have you spent buying Gold and Silver through his website?

"How do we know the Truth? Jim told us!"

Richard * 16 minutes ago

Did Jim Wigglie also predict when the Mothership will arrive to save us? Or do we just drink the Cool Aid now?

Juts Liek * 24 minutes ago

True fact: Everyone who predicts the future is right 100% of the time, so let's all run for the hills right now. Meet in the park at noon.

Bring only what you can carry, plus a knife. Or a teddy bear if that's all you have. (We need snuggles too.)

And snacks, if you gottem. (I for one am always hungry in situations like this.)

The rumor I heard is that the new currency will be marbles. Got any? If so, keepem. Whatever happens, everybody, DON'T LOSE YOUR MARBLES!

Yow!!!!!!, etc.

And, as always, keep humming this handy refrain:

When in trouble,
When in doubt,
Run in circles,
Scream and shout.

This works like a charm, guaranteed.

P.S. Don't forget to meet in the park at noon. Wear a sock over your head so we can identify you. The rest of us will be standing by the tree (the one that looks like a tree).

Bye for now.

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And not a moment too soon.

Go away already. Scat!