We present you with a win, win, win, today only, only, only.
Language exchange is looking for a Dr. that is a specialist in treating sciatica, and hopes to import my US stuff to EC.
But Albert, well...Albert is as Albert does, which is shipping belongings to US, and so looking for XL bike, or looking for Pimsleur Spanish Level V, whichever arrives most intact or smells better.
Pet service!
Are you where you want to be for the second wave? Just ask for Bonobo Bob's Devil's Kiss craft shrub cocktail.
But lovers of ear, nose and throat Dr. beware: Nuts for sale, updated.
Meanwhile, the best New York cheesecake in Cuenca arrives on cue via Nathaly Vivas, personal chef, food delivery, and her Four Types Of Motion Sensing Lights.
Cameron Kayce, massage therapist, is open for business and offers domestic cleaning of your Yali, if you have one. Services provided exclusively by Manual Manuel's Digital Manipulation Services.
Well! No cover.
For sale or rent: Ladder, aluminum, 5-step (three up, two down).
Fresh chickens, fresh roses, fresh red hot chilis. Fresh wife not included.
The Birds of Ecuador — Field Guide — hard to find. 740 pages $35. Free clues, but bring your own feathers and magnifying glass.
Two older Roku units, slightly impressionistic. Cranky on Thursdays. Will trade for specific aromas or a slightly used syllogism.
Bar stools, complete with shoe disinfection trays. Brand-new. Stay safe and clean while drinking.
Nuts sale. (Again.) No other information available during daylight hours.
Roasted pig delivery. El Jardín Restaurant — Ask for Hornado. Will perform tricks for donuts.
Even kids with chicken pox love hot dogs at The Good Life Cafe, but sourdough comes in different flavors and is mostly not contagious and can be fun as well if you have some imagination. No kids allowed.
Extreme desserts: Breads, Bagels, and Biscuits delivered to you in Cuenca from a modern house with small garden in gated community. Watch for snipers.
Fully furnished apartment, 13 BR — 12.5 baths. Near earth orbit. Remigio Crespo and Solano across from the fulminating giant tunafish. Tell them the virus sent you.
Which reminds us of something...Ah, yes...Covid-19 plasma donations gladly exchanged for expiring/expired visas. Extra credit if they smell like catnip, or you do, or are lickable.
That's all for now. Remember to brush your pants.
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Currently, me...Washing wheat the Wild West Way.