Monday, May 21, 2012

Breezepat

Margarita, where's my margarita?

Breezpat: An expat to a warm clime who can swing either way, as long as it's in a comfy hammock and doesn't require unnecessary (i.e., any) movement.

Breezpat: A Type B personality (apathetic, patient, relaxed, easy-going, no sense of time schedule) who has hit the jackpot by living long enough to retire, having the financial resources to retire, and then, finally (and this is important), by going to where the living is easy. At least by that person's terms. The word is that "these individuals tend to be sensitive of other people's feelings", which is probably true, as long as they don't have to do anything for themselves. That's what servants are for, and it is a well-known fact that they don't have feelings. Otherwise they wouldn't be so poor.